It has been a tough year so far； but I've made it！！

It has been a tough year so far； but I've made it！！




今年過得甚艱難，雖然甩毛甩翼，好彩未死得。



The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.



經濟差勁，再來的信用卡宣傳單都不是預先批核信貸額者，而是事先不批核信貸額的。



I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that？"



我買個老麥。櫃台後的年輕人問我，你可有錢買份炸薯條。老麥慳到唔送薯條。唉！



CEO's are now playing miniature golf.



CEO窮到無錢打18個洞，都改在辦公室打小型高爾夫球。



If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.



如果銀行退你的支票，寫着「不足款」，你應先問銀行，是他們不足款還是你不足款。



McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.



老麥再不賣Double Mac，改買1/4oz Mac，因為美國人再吃不起一個Mac。



Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.



比華利山的父母將保母辭退，改由自己帶小孩。他們第一個要學的是他們子女的名。



A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.



墨西哥邊境發現美國人偷渡到墨西哥打黑市工。



The Mafia is laying off judges.



黑手黨無錢再津貼法官。



BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.



BP石油辭退25個議員的顧問職。



Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great！！



The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear！



國會謂會認真地審視馬多夫騙案，他們一定勝任，因為找個騙掉美國納稅人1.5兆美元的國會，去查個騙掉美國投資者500億的案件應不是難事。



I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future,



That I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan…………



When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.



生活十分艱苦，想自殺，打個電話去防止自殺會求助，條綫是接了去巴基斯坦的接綫中心。接電話的人聽見我想自殺後，十分興奮，問我可有否想揸架貨車。